Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Alright listen up, buttercup. So this person is chatting with their brother about relationships. Brother says the only reason she's single is because she doesn't have a boyfriend. Plot twist! She's gay and has a girlfriend. See, you thought she was just a lonely chick, but BAM! Lesbianism! You probably didn't see that coming because you're as sharp as a marble.