Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Girlfriend Revelation
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So this person is chatting with their brother about relationships. Brother says the only reason she's single is because she doesn't have a boyfriend. Plot twist! She's gay and has a girlfriend. See, you thought she was just a lonely chick, but BAM! Lesbianism! You probably didn't see that coming because you're as sharp as a marble.
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