Surface jokes

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.

It was one-sided.

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Floor on the road?

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.

It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.

It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.

This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.

So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?

Because it got pissed off!