Surface jokes
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Floor on the road?
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Community talk
Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more
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The True Dagger
It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more