#urmom

I like my wine how I like my women, 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying, I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage.