To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Relationship Jokes
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
