Relationship jokes

She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Your mom gay, lol.

Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.