Relationship jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."