Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the double meaning of "flat." One meaning refers to smooth surfaces, the other refers to a woman's chest. The dude is implying the woman's chest is flat and he needs the spray bottle to spray on flat surfaces.
Anonymous
bad joke horribly told
Anonymous
I've seen better tellings of this same joke