Character jokes
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
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Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Wahoo!
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.