The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …
so Trump can’t tweet it.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells “Omae wa mou shindeiru.” The main character instinctively yells back “NANI???” and is killed.
3 disabled kids are playing D&D and making character sheets. The autistic kid makes all his stats prime numbers while playing a Bard. The Asperger’s kid makes a minmaxed wizard with low charisma. The Downie puts drool on his character sheet.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said “Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive”
If you don’t get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don’t get it, then you are dumb