Character jokes
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
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Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
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What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.