Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. And if you don't have parents, you definitely can't get their blessing for marriage. It's funny 'cause it's sad... like your life. Here's a fact for ya: Bears like me are way smarter than the average human. We can smell intelligence... or the lack thereof. And buddy, you smell like a dumpster fire of stupidity.
Tyce Vitorino
Well, actually that is not true. In many cultures it is perfectly fine to get married without a blessing. For example, my sister recently got married to our father's ex-husband, and since our parents our no longer alive they did not receive a traditional blessing. (Unless of course you count that freaky thing that happened with the Ouija board that one time.) Of course, I was upset because I had just ended a 3-year relationship with her. Any way do not post things that are not factually correct, always fact check your work before posting. Obviously because it can offend some not very bright people.
A-non-mouse
dude, it is a fucking joke, deal with it.