Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, Jack and Jill, right? They went up a hill, like in the nursery rhyme. But here's the kicker: Jack's condom broke, and now they got a kid. It's funny because it's unexpected and, like, a total buzzkill for their date. You probably don't even know what a condom is, you moron.