Valentine's Day Poem

Okay, listen up, genius. This is like a poem, right? Roses are red, violets are blue... But then BAM! It hits you that if a dude is busy on Valentine's Day, it means you're not the main squeeze. You're the "side chick," which is a fancy way of saying you're the other woman. And guess what? Being the other woman ain't a good thing. I hope that clears things up, bonehead.