Album jokes
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Memes
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
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Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.