Album jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
A meme supreme
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.