Album jokes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.