One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
if an orphan takes a photo... Well done! its a family photo!
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a orphan family photo? A selfie.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
Nickelback
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
His new music video has been leaked it’s called living in a tree
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
-hey, are you single? -no, I'm album
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
