One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
if an orphan takes a photo... Well done! its a family photo!
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deepπ€½ββοΈ
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a orphan family photo? A selfie.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
Nickelback
His new music video has been leaked itβs called living in a tree
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
-hey, are you single? -no, I'm album
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Whatβs it called when an orphan takes a photo
A family picture