Album jokes
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Memes
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
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Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.