Album jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.