I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
To Tina: hi Love, your my oldest, and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live: I luvv you so much, my sweetest dearest darling.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Gwen I want my boy friend back!
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
What does A say to ss?
We are the perfect couple. We make Ass.
Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!
p.s its jake
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
I always say im single, which annoys my wife.
