Stool Jokes

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do

they flip the stool over

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"

Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.

Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.

a man walks into a bar

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still