Stool

Stool Jokes

three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do

they flip the stool over

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.