What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow
I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."