What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
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What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar. An hour or so goes, then the new flame says, I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice,food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there? His friend ok, Watch this. He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool,pulls down his zipper and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin,cleaned himpulled up his zipper then jumped to his chair. Walked back to his new gay friend and said what do you think of that? MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that! His squeeze said wanna give it a try? I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey. how's that?
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
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Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
a man walks into a bar
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
