What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle " Is this stool taken?"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
a man walks into a bar
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow
I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
