Kristian‽

Kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical

Registered on 11/9/2023 · 26 followers · Last active 5 months ago

BRO

A screenshot of a chat log. The first user, leoo, says "ill approve u". Then, user KXLLSWXTCH (Kris) says "ok", "oh shit your leo", and "hii". User leoo responds with "hihih". Then user #StayatHome says "Welcome backkk Krisssssss". Finally user Shy Dragon asks, "Did Kris leave?" and then, "Wait who is Kris?"

lil bro these jokes dont make any sense. and dont you fucking dare try to act like its above my level of understanding. if ur gonna insult someone at least do it right

Four comments by RapBoat. The first one says "Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL". The second says, "If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are IMMUNITY". The third says, "If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn't solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb". The fourth says, "Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her ANYWAY."

jakey

A drawing of Shadow the Hedgehog with his hands covering his face and a pink blush, with the text 'Ugh please dominate me~'

chat we have a real thug on our hands!

A screenshot of a chat between users 'Slade' and 'RapBoat'. RapBoat states they are from "CHIRAQ...", and Slade replies "Iraq?". Then Slade says, "and you're not from Chicago," and "that goes without saying." RapBoat then repeats, "Iraq?", and then says "CHIRAQ dumbass, it's the HOOD CHICAGO."

bro is not the main character

A screenshot of a chat conversation. RapBoat says that rap makes you 10 times more attractive. Then he states that he didn't pick up rap to act cool; rap chose him.

lil bro thinks he's onto something

A screenshot of a social media post. The first comment says, "guys I think I might die tonight." Another comment reads, "there's like an evil spirit in my house or sum idfk." A reply claims, "It's probably connected to the POP INDUSTRY. Everyone knows that POP MUSIC is demonic and sinister, and draws its roots from EVIL SOURCES. RAP MUSIC is HOLY and BLESSED music. RAP ANGELS can conquer any POP DEMON." The final comment says, "lil bros a conspiracy theorist."

ban

A screenshot of a comment thread. The first comment says, "Fix yours and stop using light mode bro *uuurp*". The second comment, by "RapBoat" says, "LIGHT MODE 4 LIFE".

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

My tits have scabs on the nips

The image shows a social media conversation between two users named Jake and Krissy. Jake initially expresses a desire to see more tits. Then Jake says he's good with Madi's, unless they are from Krissy.

VOTE FOR KRIS

ultimate ag (made by chunkemunke thx bbg)

The image is a collage of four photos of a person wearing a Naruto-style headband. In two of the photos, they are wearing glasses. The text on the image says "ultimate ag (made by chunkemunke thx bbg)".

OR THIS

A man with a black headband showing an anime symbol poses with several anime figures and a boxed anime character.

OR THIS

A person is wearing a black headband with a symbol, the headband looks like one from Naruto.

OR THIS

A close-up of a man's face with a somewhat disapproving or awkward expression. The text "W me" is displayed at the bottom of the image. The top of the image is covered by a dark blue rectangle.

CAHNGE UR PFP TO THIS

A close-up of a person's face, featuring glasses and a neutral expression.

i know im not sposed to br doing this cuz i dont have my phone back yet, but it sfunny. bruver is mad he didnt get any valentines

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment says, "POOKIE :) is that for me", the second comment says, "nuh uh mine are better", and the third comment says, "POOKIE :) is that for me", followed by comments like "its for me", "thank you, master", "and my hands beat my dick for u", "Tf?", and "Fuck Valentine's Day."

bruver is dumb as fuck

A screenshot of a social media post with the title "bruver is not smart". User AstaricNo.21 made comments. The first comment says "Ingenious. Ghetto ass city. New York City is even worse." The second comment by AstaricNo.21 says, "They predicted 9/11." A series of other comments include "Why the fuck you always put random people's comments on memes you idiot?", "Only fucktards like you do that stuff, just fucking kill yourself.", and "Dumbass"

A person's face with the text "W me" at the bottom.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!

Luiz.spammyspamm

𒀰 DIPSHIT 𒀰

Thoroughsum1767

Wilkinsonburritos

chunkemunke 2.0

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