My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
A Cocksucker for 20 Dollars
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dumb dumb! This joke is funny 'cause this dude's girl insulted him by callin' him a cocksucker, but he don't even care 'cause he got paid 20 bucks for it. I'm betting that you're not getting paid anything, are you?
Adolf.Hitler1
WAIT WAIT WAIT! THATS ME!