The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Drier Than a Desert: A Mom Joke (Roast Edition!) (Insult Edition!)
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You probably think this is about dry humor, huh? Nah, it's a roast. See, the joke is saying the listener's mom is drier than the jokes, meaning she's super boring or old or just plain undesirable. Get it now, genius?
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