Ethel's Venison Surprise

  • After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

    During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

    Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"

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    Alright listen up, nimrod. Ethel is being cheeky because she bought venison (deer meat). But she tells her daughter it's what she calls her father, implying he's a deer, which is a "dick" in British slang. Little Jimmy, being a clueless kid, doesn't get the innuendo and thinks they're actually eating... well, you get it. You wouldn't get it, that's why I'm here, dummy.

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