Recipe jokes
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 馃憤馃従
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 馃ぃ
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I鈥檇 prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn鈥檛 like it much after the funeral.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.