The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
