What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
