What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Curry.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
