how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
what did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? they said strike 😂😂😂😂 - .
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
bowling is like child support .balls
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
