Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What’s a Cannibals Favorite Food?
RaMen
