Cuisine jokes
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Curry must hurry.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.