Cuisine jokes
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
We already colonized UK and Canada, TIME FOR US TO BECOMING RULER OF EARTH, JOIN BROWN SIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
Curry must hurry.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Chimichanga.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.