Cuisine jokes
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Curry.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.