What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
fuc you
What happened to the alligator when he held a gps. He became a navigator.
imagine you are getting eaten by a alligator what do you do? stop imagining.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching
Bruh
why do lions always lose at poker?
because they always play against cheetas
joe momMa
Joke:What do you call a gay alligator detective? Answer:An Investigator
