Alligator jokes
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
Bruh.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Joe Mama!
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
My life.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.