Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
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what did the pig say when he was in the sun. i'm bacon.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good a Cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon
