Recipe jokes
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
Applesauce.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
Curry.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."