What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips