Recipe

Recipe jokes

Roadkill

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

Water

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.

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  • Chef

    An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

    He called them: "Asperger's."

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  • Memes

    Salad

    Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

    Smoothie

    My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

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  • Note

    Note to self.

    When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

    Google "cream pie recipes".

    Bacon

    Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

    Ramen

    I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

    Salad

    How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.

    Baby

    How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?

    Tortilla chips.