Special Cheese Recipe

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead. This is a dark one. The person grates their dead relative and passes it off as cheese. Then the mom eats the remains. The funeral is for the relative that was grated into cheese. I cannot believe I have to spell this out for you.

Special Cheese Recipe

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