Dough

Dough Jokes

Pizza

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Baker

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

Yeast infection

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Yeast infection

What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Baker

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Bus

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Bakery

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Cookie

How do you make Alabama cookies?

Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Rapper

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

Man

Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?

Because he kneaded the dough!