Dough jokes
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!