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Coffee Recipe Gone Wrong

Cricket Green
2 years ago
  • I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

    1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

    I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy, this ain't rocket science. The recipe is a bunch of random, gross stuff. Of course, the dude got fired, and of course, he went to jail. I bet you get tricked into buying stuff all the time, don't you?

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