Recipe jokes
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
How do angels 馃槆 make holy water 馃挧?
They boil the hell out of it.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that鈥檚 a wrap!
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.