My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
