Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.