Caesar Salad Recipe

The joke plays on the similarity between 'Caesar salad' and the act of 'ceasing' something's existence, implying a violent method for transforming a salad. It's funny because it's unexpected and twisted.

• Salad
• Caesar
• Dark Humor
• Time
• Food
• Lettuce

• Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
• Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
• What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
• What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad? A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).