How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

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Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times

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