Physics jokes
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
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What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
Don't you js love having to get into fistfights with your stepdad cause he came home more wasted than waste itself?
Js got cussed out for a good 10 mins cause i spaced out talking abt the science behind black holes. Love you too, Mom.