Physics jokes
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
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Js got cussed out for a good 10 mins cause i spaced out talking abt the science behind black holes. Love you too, Mom.
How does a bike/motorcycle stay up on 2 wheels???👺
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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