Physics

Physics Jokes

Irony

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

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  • Role Model

    Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • Atom

    An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Song

    What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

    Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

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  • Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it had its ion someone else.

    Stephen Hawking

    It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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  • Masturbation

    A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"

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