What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
