Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child