Physics jokes
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes? Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
He is dead.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
He's fat!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)