Physics jokes
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.