Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
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Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
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