Physics jokes

Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.

Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Steven.

Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."

Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."