Physics jokes
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Whatโs the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.๐
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) Whatโs Stephenโs favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking ๐
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What is it that a ๐ค ๐ณ ๐ ๐ physicality handicapped โฟ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a ๐จ ๐จ ๐ฌ gay man.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"