Physics jokes
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂