Physics jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.