Physics jokes
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.