The Little Girl and Jonah

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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The humor comes from the little girl's clever and unexpected response to the teacher's attempt to prove her wrong about the story of Jonah and the whale. The girl's innocent logic makes the teacher's argument seem absurd, flipping the situation.

Comments (15)

Sick burn, but what the teacher and student said about him going to hell, it offended me

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Dear Concerned Citizen, It IS a child's joke.

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Even The FBI got surprised by that