A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Comments (15)
USSR Soldier
Sick burn, but what the teacher and student said about him going to hell, it offended me
sadsa
savageee
shitu
oh shit dude
A Concerned Citizen
I’m sorry but it is not funny. Reminds me of a child’s joke
dsedsddc
has as hung shut wanna a haha una hahahahqhahaahahahhaahahahahahbanna
Hugh
Dear Concerned Citizen, It IS a child's joke.
Anonymous
That is rude
Anonymous
funny
Anonymous
It is HELL joke
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THERE IS A BIG HOT DOG IN UR ANUS WHOS
Moe Lester
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
@HOTCHEETOS
Yup
Michael
That's fairytales
Hugh jass
Even The FBI got surprised by that
Mike oxlong
Duuuuuuuuuuuude