Physics jokes
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Atom
Electron
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
you.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...