Physics jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He's fat!
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!