Dick pic memes

When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...

Sell PC.

Go to Croatia.

Try to fly to the US to meet female.

US won't let me in.

End up in Norway.

Female leaves me.

Female gets arrested by feds.

Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.

Just another day in the defib life.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.