When you send her a dick pic but then she sends you one right back...
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
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when your girl friend saids it is to small you say just enjoy the small thing.
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
