Physics jokes

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheeles.

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

He couldn’t climb the stairway.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

He's dead.

Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.