He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Physics Jokes
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you canβt throw a school bus.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walkedβoh wait, never mind.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What is it that a π€ π³ π π physicality handicapped βΏ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a π¨ π¨ π¬ gay man.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
