Physics jokes
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
He's dead.
Memes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?