Physics jokes
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?