Physics jokes
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
He's dead.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!