Existence jokes

You want a joke? My entire existence.

A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist then.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

My entire existence.

Life.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].