Existence

Existence jokes

Life

    • I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

    Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

    I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

    Feel free to comment.

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    Burden

    • If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

    When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

    And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

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    • Hairline

    • Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

    Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

    Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

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    • Mirror

    • Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

    A: Look in a mirror.

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    • Parent

    • My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

    Sister

    • Hi, are you even my sister?

    Yes, I am.

    No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

    God

    • What's the difference between a God and my mom?

    My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."