Existence jokes

A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?

A: Look in a mirror.

You want a joke? My entire existence.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist then.

Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.

Life's too short to want it.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

My life.

Tell me when you get it.

I have a funny joke: my life.

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

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