My girlfriend treats me like God. – She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
A kid asks hims mom “mom how much do you love me” the mother responds with “i love you as much as i love your brother” the kid looks confused and says “but i don’t have a brother” the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
You want a joke. My entire existence.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist then.
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
What’s the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn’t exist
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “…you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of god … a god that doesnt exist XD
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents
Because his last parents existed
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn’t exist !
IN 2011 Steven hawking said god didn’t exist in 2018 god said Steven hawking didn’t exist xx 😂😂
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) “Everything is fine.”