A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
You want a joke. My entire existence.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist then.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
what is less then 0
my will to live
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
Whats the only gun that doesn't exist in africa? A water gun
