Existence jokes
You want a joke? My entire existence.
A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Life.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
My entire existence.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Who are you?
Yourself.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.