My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
what is less then 0
my will to live
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
You want a joke. My entire existence.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
it says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
whats life if you dont have one...
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
