Energy jokes
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
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Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
The sun is fire.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.