Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
hi this is not a joke plz like or i will be verrrrrrry sad -_-
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don't Everest
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
So Duracell batteries do run out .
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
Why did the dog πΆ wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. π
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"
The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
Stephen hawking isnβt dead heβs just canβt walk to the shop and get new batteries π
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
