Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
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Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
