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Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it’s ion someone else.

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.

Hey, you wanna hear something funny

AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn’t want to be argon.

hi my name is jeff

what does a doctor do to make you better?

helium

Think like a proton- stay positive!

An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(

Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you