Atom Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Stone pig
in Puns

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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The Flourine Bismuth
in Puns

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”

Anonymous
in Physicist

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

Henry

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

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Anonymous

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

Anonymous

A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”

Anonymous

atoms never touch, so it means, we haven’t touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child

Anonymous

you

Anonymous

A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

i kick a$$

when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?

poLyAtOmiC iOn mAsTeR

yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms

Anonymous

I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon

Anonymous

what did one copper say to the other? C U

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

Casey Kong
in Physics

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

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0xFFA715
in Puns

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn’t want to be argon.

B-dawg
in Puns

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it’s ion someone else.