Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
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Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
tell me a joke about sodium Na.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
epic gamer
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
