An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.

what does a doctor do to make you better?

helium

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it’s ion someone else.

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn’t want to be argon.

person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive

Roses are red Violets are blue Atoms are small But so are you

what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.

hi my name is jeff

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂

Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.

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