An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”


Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side

I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon

when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.

Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn’t want to be argon.

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."