An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven’t touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
what did one copper say to the other? C U
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn’t want to be argon.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I’ve lost my electron." The other asks, “Are you sure?” “Yes,” the first says, “I’m positive.”