An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
Think like a proton- stay positive!
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”
Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves
I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…
Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it didn’t want to be argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side