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Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.

An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it’s ion someone else.

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.

Think like a proton and stay positive!

do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre

hi my name is jeff

Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you

what did the atom say to the other atom? did you see the new Tron movie.

what does a doctor do to make you better?

helium

Think like a proton- stay positive!

An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom