An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!


Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”

Think like a proton- stay positive!

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. “We’re in the Matrix”

I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.

Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it’s ion someone else.

Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you

yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms

so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

what does a doctor do to make you better?