Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
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Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
tell me a joke about sodium Na.
you
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
I would say a good joke but all the good ones Argon
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side
