Atom

Atom Jokes

Street

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

Ion

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Scientist

    Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

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  • Nucleus

    A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

    Gold

    A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

    Sodium

    Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

    Child

    Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

    Bar

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

    One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

    The other asks, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

    Soldier

    Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

    "Are you sure?" asks the other.

    "I'm positive!"

    Neutron

    So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."