Physics jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
He's fat!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.