Physics jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
He's fat!
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.