You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Physics Jokes
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
He's fat!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
