Physics jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Memes
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
He's fat!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂