Physics jokes
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Memes
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He's fat!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What does e equal?
I donβt know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! ππππ