Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
I got hit with a can of soda. It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
If you are on here don’t hate there will be rude ones but it doesn’t matter
Most controversial types of matter: 1. Dark matter 2. Anti matter 3. Black lives matter
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says “what’s the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks? “ The man says “it’s not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place.”
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
