Phrase jokes
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Doin' (DYM 63)?
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?