Phrase jokes
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.