What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Whatβs the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! π
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Keep calm and curry on!
