I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Phrase Jokes
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Whatβs the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why didnβt the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because itβs a scaredy-cat.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
