Phrase

Phrase Jokes

Suicide

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

Hoe

What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."

Threat

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

Orange

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

Guard

The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...

"Don't let your guard down."

Rope

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Cat

Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.

Trip

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

Password

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Duck

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!