Password

Password Jokes

A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.

To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111

No one: The indians steering the ship: “SIR I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD I WILL CRASH THIS SHIP INTO THE BRIDGE”

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.