Why though?
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Alpha Kenny body?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What is Michael Jackson favorite phrase to parents of boys? Leave me alone
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
