Why though?
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Heard the phrase 'one man's trash is another man's treasure'? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
his last words: paint dosent taste good
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What is Michael Jackson favorite phrase to parents of boys? Leave me alone
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "
You so far you tried to eat the word edible
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure." It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out your adopted :)
say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000
Allahu Akbar.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
