Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

I go into get a prostate exam, I’m nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.

That’s when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What’s a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

Hey can u hold this for a second

Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

A Roman walks into a bar

He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”

How do you keep a mute women you’ve raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling “bang!”

What’s a cannibal’s favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

What happens when you finger a gypsy on her period , you get your palm read !

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire. How about yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Why do black people use a fork to eat a tootsie roll. So he doesn’t bite his finger.

omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn’t put my finger on it.

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i’m finger licki’n good!

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? He fingered A minor(get it, like the chord A minor)

How do u finger a feminist, shake her hand and call her Theresa

You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.

But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It’s Just solid, you know. If you’re clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.

And at this point you’ve gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch

Whats two lesbein.in a tent finger hut