Finger Jokes

roses are red violets are blue I've got 5 finger she will get 2

A Roman walks into a bar

He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."

All school meetings introductions:

Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”

I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust

How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?

Four fingers and a Thu'um.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"