Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
what do you call link when he is hurt. a link to the cast
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me but it just made him sweat.
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Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
