Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
what do you call link when he is hurt. a link to the cast
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me but it just made him sweat.
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
