Cast Jokes

Great jokes

Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.

Ssundee

in Swearing

why do we tell actors to break a leg..........because every play has a cast

SmileU

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? ...Because there's always a cast. :>

Mojo

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.

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The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Cacey

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

Actor

Anonymous

y do we tell actors to break a leg... because every show has a cast. get it LOL

unknown baddy

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! Get it Lol

Kyler

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

Lovely perv

What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!

Legs

Anonymous

Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” A: Because every play has a cast.

Anaya

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every scene has a cast!

Josh

in Jesus

Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"

Temid

Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!

Gwen

in Puns

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me but it just made him sweat.

bleep bloop

why do we tell actors to break a leg ... so they can get in the cast!

Mia

in Actor

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg

Because every play has a cast

Chin

Anonymous

Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.

Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".

Dr. Tim?

in Lit

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

Puns

Anonymous

an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.