Phrase jokes
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
was (DYM 62).
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Stand in the corner.
Memes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Your AMAMA.
No way, Jose!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Allahu Akbar.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.