Phrase jokes
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Six one.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Hollow Knight Meme
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
Stand in the corner.
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No way, Jose!
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Your AMAMA.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Allahu Akbar.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Fritzchen was supposed to remember three sentences. He asks his mother, "Mom, do you have any news?" The mother replies angrily, "Stop it!"
Fritzchen goes to see his father, who is watching a football match. When a goal is scored, he shouts, "That's it!"
Finally, he asks his sister, "Sister, do you have anything to say?" She is currently reading a story about a fool and says, "He is the dumbest person in the world!"
The next day at school, the teacher asks, "Fritzchen, did you learn the phrases?" Fritzchen replies, "Stop it!" The teacher is shocked: "Fritzchen! Don't say that to me. Go to the principal immediately!" Fritzchen shouts, "That's it!" Arriving at the principal's office, he asks, "Who do you think I am?" Fritzchen promptly replies, "He's the dumbest person in the world!"
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!