Phrase jokes
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What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Your AMAMA.
No way, Jose!
Stand in the corner.
Memes
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Allahu Akbar.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"