Threat

Threat jokes

Day

    • If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

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    • Orphan

    • A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

    It danced its a** off.

    Threat memes

    Gun

    • Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

    Game

    • If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

    Abortion

    • A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

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    • Boyfriend

    • Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

    Brother

    • My brothers kept annoying me.

    I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

    It was an empty threat—right after I was done.

    Skeleton

    • A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.